That’s quite the dramatic headline, I know. But unless you’re a vampire like R-Patts, it’s true.

And if I said ‘hey girls, come over here and chat about life insurance for a moment’, you’d be about as excited as I was to watch three types of football this weekend (thanks to my brother). But unlike football, I can’t even tempt you with muscular men in very tight shorts.

So I promise to make this short and simple. (If you want a long read on this exciting topic, here’s one I prepared earlier). We’ll have a quick chat and then you can get back to worrying about Prince Harry’s mental health.

Imagine if you couldn’t work anymore. For a few months, for a year or two, or even forever. How the hell would you pay the bills? Your partner would? Ok, sure. What if he left though? What if he died? I know, I am a bundle of fun today.

Seriously though, if you got sick, or were injured in a car accident, do you think you future financial needs would be covered by social security? Maybe, but let me just say the disability support pension is about $400 a week. WTF? I legit pay more in rent than that. I would be in minus figures before I even had a crack at feeding or clothing myself.

So that’s why God (well, actually insurance companies) invented Salary Protection insurance (aka income protection). It pays you 75% of your current salary if you can’t work because of illness or injury. For example, I know a lovely lady who was diagnosed with breast cancer at age 30 and couldn’t work for six months. She didn’t have that insurance so had to rely on her family for support.

What if you’re in a car accident and end up in hospital and rehab for months on end? You may get some sort of compensation (or not) but that often doesn’t get paid till months or even years down the track. Good salary protection will kick in after a month off work and help to pay your ongoing living costs. Some policies cover you for up to two years; others until you’re 65. Obvs the latter one costs more, but could be worth it. (It’s what I have).

A good friend of Salary Protection is Trauma cover. This is a lump sum that you can get paid if you have some sort of accident or serious illness.  Think about how effing expensive it is to get even a bit sick these days – things like cancer or heart surgery are far more exy. Medicare and private health won’t cover all the costs of specialists, scans and tests. The bills don’t stop coming even if you’re off work. And perhaps you want to fly in family to be by your side.

Trauma protection gives you a pot of money to cover all the costs you face in a crisis, and gives you one less thing to worry about at an otherwise crazy stressful time. 

Total & Permanent Disability – This is one of the policies that often comes with your super fund – not for free, but the premiums come straight out of your savings, so you don’t really notice it. It’s a lump sum you can get if you really can’t work anymore. It’s not always easy to claim (given that it has to be TOTAL and PERMANENT) and can take a while to process even if you do, so trauma and salary protection can be useful to have alongside it.

Life insurance – this is really DEATH insurance but it’s not polite to talk about death, so it gets a turned into a lovely euphemism. Obviously it’s a payout to your partner/kids/family if you die. Also available in your super fund, but chances are you don’t know how much you’re covered for or how much it costs. Defo worth looking into and checking that.

Most people underestimate how much they need, because they don’t realise how many years it has to last for and how expensive life is. Even if you’re not the breadwinner, would your partner be able to pay for childcare while they work full-time? There are plenty of things like this to consider.

How to take action

At the very least, look at your last super statement and see what cover you have. Can’t find it? Jump online or call your fund – they can tell you. Think about whether you’d have enough to pay off your debts, and leave the people you love with enough to make them comfortable.

Ideally, you would talk to a financial adviser or insurance broker. (Click here for more about finding an adviser). They not only help you work out what you need, but they do all the shitty dealings with the insurance company – now, and in the event of a claim. It may not even cost you much, because they may be paid by the insurance companies. (Depends on who you deal with and how their business is set up).

But seriously, you are gonna die. And if you do get sick or hurt, the last thing you want to deal with – on top of that – is being broke. You insure your car, your home – maybe even your pets – so please, please insure yourself and your income.